For our review: Any non-alcoholic bottle we review is compared to other non-alcoholic spirits. Therefore, our ratings system does not translate to alcoholic spirits. For example, an 8 out of 10 for a non-alcoholic bottle is not going to be a one-for-one replacement for an 8 out of 10 alcoholic spirit.
Cut Above Spirits’ Zero Proof Whiskey: The Story
If we’re being honest, there’s not much of a story here. We usually have some fun anecdote or a story about how we happened upon each bottle or brand but for this one, it’s pretty straightforward: Instagram ad. I was purchasing some whiskey alternative bottles online and Cut Above showed up. I figured ‘why not try this one too?’ And into my cart it went.
According to Cut Above Spirits’ website, their Zero Proof Whiskey “is made with natural ingredients featuring notes of cherry, essence of oak, malt, hops, Valencia Orange, angelica root, toasted oats and a slight spice finish with none of the alcohol or calories.” That sounds pretty great to us! The question is, does that all come through in the palate? How does it fare in a cocktail? There’s only one way to find out.
Completely agree. We felt it tasted very corny, which is fine, but for a whiskey alternative there’s so much more needed. Not enough there!
This is the weakest, most watery drink imaginable. The flavor per se isn’t horrible, but it has zero oomph.